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jeremy levick

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the onion dot com

some headlines i've written:

Man Arriving Late Forced To Use Excuse He Was Saving For Leaving Early


MLB Mascots Union Demands More Bald Fans To Playfully Tease Between Innings


7-Year-Old Apparently Under Impression Everyone Knows Who The Fuck Aunt Dee-Dee Is


DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series


Dick Cheney Finally Hunts Down, Kills Man He Shot In Face In 2006

some articles I've written:

New Beatles Box Set Features 172 Unreleased Songs About Wanting To Hold Hands


Logging Industry Announces That They Just Can’t Fucking Get Enough Of Logs


Whale Won’t Shut Up About Time It Was Beached


Hentai Message Board Features Surprisingly Close-Knit, Supportive Community


Beloved Father And Infrequent Pornography User Loses 3-Year Battle With Cancer

scripts

some videos i've written:

The Onion Reviews ‘An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power’


FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies


How Fake News Led President Trump To Believe ‘Semi-Charmed Life’ Was By Matchbox 20


Aging Senator Explains That Young People Should Get Involved In Politics Because She's Fucking Out Of Here

acting

i parodied mark zuckerberg:

Meet Jeremy, Founder And CEO Of Onion Social


Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives


Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data

some other crap:

Better Safe Than Sorry: Watch This Man Hide Under A Pile Of Laundry Just In Case His Tennis Teacher Is Coming To Yell At Him


Report: There No Good Way To Carry Sweatshirt

book

some pieces i contributed to the onion's 2017 book:

Ivanka Trump's Emails To Indonesian Garment Factory


Ivanka Trump's Instructions For Taking Care Of The President


Fill-In-The-Blanks Executive Order Template


Executive Order Allowing Steve Bannon To Execute The President


Secret Recording: White House Tour Complaints


Steve Bannon Discusses Roadkill With Interior Secretary

podcast

a very fatal murder

I wrote on Season 1 of The Onion's 2018 true-crime podcast A Very Fatal Murder.


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